I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it. ----Anon

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A diet is the penalty we pay for exceeding the feed limit. ---Anon

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Chocolate, men, coffee-some things are better rich. ---Anon

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God grant me the serenity to accept the people I cannot change, the courage to change the one I can, and the wisdom to know it's me. ---Anon

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The greatest need of every human being is the need for appreciation.

---anon

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If you can't appreciate what you have got then get what you appreciate.---Anon

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A woman wears her tears like jewelry.----Anon

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In science, it doesn't matter if you're wrong, as long as you're not stupid.
In business, it doesn't matter if you're stupid, so long as you're not wrong.
----Anon

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The best contraceptive is a glass of cold water: not before or after, but instead.----Anon

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Love is a matter of chemistry, but sex is a matter of physics.----Anon

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Common sense is what tells us the Earth is flat and the Sun goes around it.--Anon

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The cowards never started and the weak died along the way.--Anon

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The cowards never started and the weak died along the way.--Anon

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If at first you don't succeed, do it like your mother told you.---Anon

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Some people dream of success. While others wake up and work hard at it.----Anon

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It is wise to keep in mind that no success or failure is necessarily final.---Anon

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He who believes himself spiritual proves he is not.--Anon

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You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, she is beautiful because you love her.---Anon

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A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase.---Anon

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Q#1537-Anon

A genius is one who shoots at something no one else can see and hits it...--Anon

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