Politics-I don't know why, but they seem to have a tendency to separate us, to keep us from one another, while nature is always and ever making efforts to bring us together. ----Sean O'Casey
An election is coming.
Universal peace is declared and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. -----T.S. Eliot
Politicians say they're beefing up our economy. Most don't know beef from pork.
---Harold Lowman
It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected.
The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. ---George E. MacDonald
If a politician murders his mother, the first response of the press or of his opponents will likely be not that it was a terrible thing to do, but rather that in a statement made six years before he had gone on record as being opposed to matricide. ----Meg Greenfield
Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession.
I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
Ronald Reagan
Politics are almost as exciting as war, and quite as dangerous.
In war you can only be killed one, but in politics many times.
----Winston Churchill
A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
----Texa Guinan
The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much trouble to put makeup on two faces.
----Maureen Murphy
A politician thinks of the next election; a statesman thinks of the next generation.
----James Freeman Clarke
Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. ----John Quinton
Politics is war without bloodshed,
while war is politics with bloodshed. ---Mao Zedong
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. ----Oscar Ameringer
Politicians are the same all over.
They promise to build a bridge even where they is no river.
----Nikita Khrushchev
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.
----Ernest Benn
Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule-and both commonly succeed, and are right.
----H.L. Mencken