Women are in league with each other,
a secret conspiracy of hearts and pheromones.-----Camille Paglia
The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve them.----Robert Graves
There are three things men can do with women:
love them,
suffer for them, or
turn them into literature.-------Stephen Stills
I believe you should place a woman on a pedestal,
high enough so you can look up her dress.-----Steve Martin
Women are like elephants to me.
I like to look at them, but
I wouldn't want to own one.------W.C. Fields.
Woman didn't get the short end of every stick.
At least God gave us hand-held messaging shower heads.---Rhann Morgan
Next to the wound, what women make best is the bandage.-----Jules Barbey d'Aurevilly
Women who feel naked without their lipstick are well over thirty.-----Mignon McLaughlin
The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.----Helen Rowland
Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.----Bill Masher
A highbrow is a man who has found something more interesting than women.----Edgar Wallance
I have an idea that the phrase "weaker sex" was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.----Ogden Nash
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.---------Dave Barry