Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power. ----P.J. O'Rourke
Don't do drugs because if you do drugs you'll go to prison, and drugs are really expensive in prison. ---John Hardwich
It is difficult to live without opium after having known it because it is difficult, after knowing opium, to take earth seriously. And unless one is a saint, it it difficult to live without taking earth seriously. ----Jean Cocteau
Half the modern drugs could well be thrown out the window except that the birds might eat them. ----Martin H. Fischer
Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system.
----P.J. O'Rourke
I've never had a problem with drugs. I've had problems with the police.
----Keith Richards
If a man wishes to rid himself of a feeling of unbearable oppression, he may have to take to Hashish. ----Friedrich Nietzsche
Drugs are very much a part of professional sports today, but when you think about it, golf is the only sport where the players aren't penalized for being on grass.
----Bob Hope