Nothing is more pleasurable than to sit in the shade, sip gin and contemplate other people's adulteries, and while the wormy apple of marriage still lives, the novel will not die.--John Skow
As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will, he will be sure to repent.---Socrates
Like good wine, marriage gets better with age-once you learn to keep a cork in it.--Gene Perret
Marriage is a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose. ----Beverley Nichols
Success in marriage does not come merely through finding the right mate, but through being the right mate.----Barnett R. Brickner
Q#1599-Rita Rudner
I love to being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.-----Rita Rudner
Q#1600-Mignon McLaughlin
"What's for dinner?" is the only question many husbands ask their wives, and the only one to which they care about the answer.-Mignon McLaughlin
Q#1598-Mignon McLaughlin
If you made a list of the reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce, you'd have a hell of a lot of overlapping.------Mignon McLaughlin
Q#1597- Minnie Pearl
Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it isn't so hot.----Minnie Pearl
Q#1596-Bettina Arndt
Women hope men will change after marriage but they don't; men hope women won't change but they do.---Bettina Arndt
Q#2393-Michel de Montaigne
"Marriage, a market which has nothing free but the entrance."--Michel de Montaigne
Q#2392-Marilyn Monroe
"Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him."--Marilyn Monroe
Q#2391-Madeleine de Scudery
"Men should keep their eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterward."--Madeleine de Scudery
Q#2388-Zsa Zsa Gabor
"A man in love is incomplete until he has married. The he's finished."--Zsa Zsa Gabor
Q#2387--Peter De Vries
"The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character."--Peter De Vries